Hello, those of you who might actually be interested in reading a bit about me. (I pity you...) I'm a fairly new troper, having signed up in 2011. I was recommended this site by a friend of mine, and I lurked around for a few months before the urge to contribute caught up with me and I created an account... and promptly forgot the password. I went through a couple of accounts, but here's hoping this one will stick.

I am also a Deviant, going by the alias of VovinaArt, and am one of the main contributors to the Cardboard Chronicles RP, where I role-played as Asura, a cosmic horror with a severe case of Horror Hunger.

Here's some tropes that may (or may not) describe me:

Attention Deficit... Ooh, Shiny!: While I don't have ADHD, I have a bad problem with procrastination. =_=
Blood Knight: Not IRL, but in when I'm gaming my first strategy is Attack! Attack! Attack!.
Canada, Eh?: I'm Canadian, but in case you were wondering I don't add "eh" to the end of my sentences or pronounce "about" as "aboot".
Deadpan Snarker: I enjoy sarcasm. No, really. I do.
Does Not Understand Sarcasm: I do sometimes, but not always.
Emo Teen: I hit a low point in my teenage years. I wasn't so depressed that I was slitting my wrists or anything, but I did feel that there's Safety in Indifference and that Hope Is Scary. I've since grown out of it for the most part with the help of some good friends.
Evil Laugh: One of the main reasons - if not the main reason - why I was typecast as a villain during my days as a Drama student.
I Just Want to Have Friends: What got me out of my emo teen phase was actually making some good friends.
In the Hood: If I'm wearing a hoodie or hooded coat, chances are I'll have it up.
Kindhearted Cat Lover: I have two and I adore them to pieces.
Loads And Loads Of Characters: I'm a fairly imaginative person, and I've come up with at least a couple-dozen characters for the settings I've developed.
Mean Character, Nice Actor: I'm a fairly nice guy most of the time IRL, but I like playing the bad guy. If there's an evil route in a game I'm playing, I'll happily swan-dive headfirst off the slope, and only afterwards will I consider making a good route playthrough.
Most Gamers Are Male: I enjoy playing video games! As a kid I had a Super Nintendo and Gameboy. I upgraded to a PS 1 (later a PS 2), Gamecube, and Gameboy Advance in my teenage years. Currently I own a PS 3 and Wii, although I lack the recording equipment necessary to emulate the likes of Pew Die Pie and Squiiddish Returns.
Most Writers Are Male: My dream goal is to become a writer and I have several ideas for novels, but I haven't started seriously working on them.
No Indoor Voice: Sometimes I get a... bit vocal.
Oblivious to Love: Someone could be madly in love with me and chances are I wouldn't get it unless they outright told me. There's also the below trope.
Paralyzing Fear of Sexuality: Not to say I haven't had feelings for members of the opposite sex, but I've never acted on them out of fear of rejection and that I'd turn out to be a Bastard Boyfriend.
Why Did It Have to Be Snakes?: I am terrified of wasps. It's not that I'm especially allergic... I'm just really, really scared of them.